"Here's your sign."

I ride my bike at lunch time pretty much year-round. I've been doing this for 3 years now. About once a week it happens: I'm in full kit - bike shorts, Primal Wear screaming orange jersey, helmet, shoes - going to get my bike or fill up a water bottle and someone passes me and says, "Going for a ride?"

Last week my boss did that. I couldn't help it...before my brain had any idea what my mouth was doing I replied, "Nope! This is so comfortable I've decided to dress like this all the time."

Bill Engvall would've been proud :).

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